For ALL those going on Tour, Everyone will be obliged to having upon their person the following tour items – commencing with the following from Saturday – or face huge fines!

Tour items – starting this Saturday 6th till Friday 12th  The Tour item is “PINEAPPLE”

Just so you know the rules – which have been handed down thru generations of rugby players since William Ellis went on his first tour to Skegness (by himself – as no one else understood the laws of his new game, but that’s another story…)

Rule 1. Tour item must be produced by tourist when challenged by another tourist – failure to produce the said tour item for that week results in a 20p fine.
Rule 2. The Fine is to be paid to challenger who then must to give to his/her tour coach – all fines will go towards tour fund
Rule 3. Only one fine per day needs to be paid by a tourist so max per week is £1.40. – All tourists are included.
Rule 4. Any disputes must be brought before tour committee (coaches) – their decision is final.
Rule 5. There is no rule 5.

2nd Tour item Sat 13th to Friday 19th is “Sun Tan lotion”
3rd            “      Sat 20th to Friday 26th is “A Scone”
4th            “     Sat 27th to Friday 2nd April is “A bounty bar”
5th           “ Sat 3rd to Friday 9th April is “Sun Glasses”
6th          “ Sat 10th to Monday 19th is a “Lei” plus a final object to be announced prior to the tour.

The tour will be themed (& by the tour items listed - this should be fairly easy to predict), but to give all those not sure, front row forwards, or just plain thick -  it will be announced well before we go so everyone has enough time to kit themselves out.

The Tour Management Committee.